Top 10 Chris Christie Thoughts And Excuses On Wednesday Morning

--November 08, 2011--

The following are the top 10 Chris Christie Thoughts And Excuses Following His Election Night Failure:

10 - I guess people really do care about women's health.
9 - How can I blame this on the map (and/or Alan Rosenthal) and not me?
8 - I'm good enough, I'm strong enough and gosh darnit, fox news really likes me.
7 - I can't believe my ads telling people how much better Jersey is since I've been Governor didn't work out.
6 - When is the next blizzard? I need to go back to Disney world.
5 - Obviously this has nothing to do at all with my arrogance.
4 – Wow, even Jim McGreevey picked up 6 midterm seats.
3 - I can't believe the millionaires didn't rise up in LDs 2, 7 and 38 - they promised me they would.
2 - I really thought the Koch brothers would come through for me.
1 - Is it too late to jump in that whole presidential thing?